I lost my car keys
And my phone on the same day.
Life’s still grand.
Can I say…..
Let me just say this.
One, because I may still be slightly drunk.
Two, it’s 3 am and no one is awake,
But let me just give a big Fuck You to the kids in Echo Park.
Muthafukkahs ransacked my car.
That’s never happened.
I’m fortunate though, my Mumford & Sons CD was there, so was my signed City & Colour album. Arcade fire, Weezer, Arctic Monkeys… Yeah they were all there, still. My polaroid of me driving through a giant 2000 year old redwood tree… Still there. My Lolita, (Tommy got that for me on his trip to Hawaii) my Hawaiian girl who lives on my dashboard and is always and forever shaking those hips was still there. My pamphlets from my trip to the breathtakingly beautiful Grand Canyon, still there. And wouldn’t you know it, the purse I bought from Feed.org that provided 2 children from Kenya meals for a full year, was right where I left it.
I have not a single item in my car that is worth anything to anyone except myself.
Nothing was taken.
So again, I got 2 letters for you. One of them is F and the other is U.
(And yes, those are Miley Cyrus lyrics. Ask me if I give a fuck.)
Anonymous asked: Have you ever ran a marathon?
The only marathons I run are on Netflix
things life is too short for:
- hating yourself
- pretending to laugh at “jokes” that are actually just bigoted statements
- not singing along to your favorite songs
- waiting hours to text someone back just to look cool
- bad coffee
- bad books
- mean people
- body shaming
- letting other people dictate your life
- larry’s storyline
I can finally say,
I’m seeing Arcade Fire tonight.